THE KINGDOM BROADSIDES

Only what deserves a ballad gets sung
BROADSIDE Nº 76

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 9 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 710 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands9
Dogs9
Strength brought460
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence223
710
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 75

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 9 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 710 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands9
Dogs9
Strength brought460
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence223
710
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 74

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 9 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 710 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands9
Dogs9
Strength brought460
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence223
710
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 73

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 27, 2026 at 5:59 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 8 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 623 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands8
Dogs9
Strength brought434
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence204
623
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 72

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 27, 2026 at 2:39 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 8 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 623 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands8
Dogs9
Strength brought434
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence204
623
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 71

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 8 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 824 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands8
Dogs8
Strength brought409
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
824
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 70

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 8 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 824 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands8
Dogs7
Strength brought383
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence204
824
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 69

Of Rancho de Carliana 😝, who called at the wrong gate

September 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Miller's Springhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 721 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought358
Those who held

The Miller's Springhouse

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence432
0
coins carried off
721
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 68

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 721 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought358
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
721
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 67

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 24, 2026 at 5:52 AM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 721 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought343
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands0
Dogs0
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence56
721
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 66

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 23, 2026 at 7:10 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 721 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought343
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence204
721
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 65

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 721 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought343
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
721
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 64

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 721 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought343
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
721
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 63

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 665 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought328
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
665
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 62

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 665 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought315
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence223
665
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 61

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

September 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 609 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought301
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Sugarhouse

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence223
609
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 60

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 21, 2026 at 7:09 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 609 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought301
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence128
609
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 59

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 6 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 522 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs7
Strength brought279
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence128
522
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 58

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 21, 2026 at 5:51 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 522 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought258
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence128
522
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 57

Of the blow that got into The Sexton's Barn

September 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Sexton's Barn with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 480 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought247
Those who could not hold

The Sexton's Barn

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence78
480
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 56

Of the blow that got into Redhead Ruth's Coop

September 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️ came down on Redhead Ruth's Coop with 9 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 603 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️

Farmhands9
Dogs9
Strength brought299
Those who could not hold

Redhead Ruth's Coop

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence125
603
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 55

Of the blow that got into Redhead Ruth's Coop

September 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️ came down on Redhead Ruth's Coop with 9 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 603 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️

Farmhands9
Dogs8
Strength brought282
Those who could not hold

Redhead Ruth's Coop

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence125
603
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 54

Of the blow that got into Redhead Ruth's Coop

September 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️ came down on Redhead Ruth's Coop with 8 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 536 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️

Farmhands8
Dogs8
Strength brought266
Those who could not hold

Redhead Ruth's Coop

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence125
536
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 53

Of the blow that got into Redhead Ruth's Hollow

September 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Redhead Ruth's Hollow with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 438 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought217
Those who could not hold

Redhead Ruth's Hollow

Farmhands2
Dogs2
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence79
438
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 52

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 19, 2026 at 8:06 AM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 438 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought217
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence128
438
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 51

Of the blow that got into The Sexton's Barn

September 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Sexton's Barn with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 438 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought208
Those who could not hold

The Sexton's Barn

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence78
438
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 50

Of the blow that got into The Goatherd's Croft

September 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Goatherd's Croft with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 438 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought208
Those who could not hold

The Goatherd's Croft

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence128
438
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 49

Of the blow that got into Redhead Ruth's Hollow

September 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on Redhead Ruth's Hollow with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 402 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought199
Those who could not hold

Redhead Ruth's Hollow

Farmhands2
Dogs2
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence79
402
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 48

Of the blow that got into The Sexton's Barn

September 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Sexton's Barn with 6 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 372 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands6
Dogs5
Strength brought174
Those who could not hold

The Sexton's Barn

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence78
372
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 47

Of the blow that got into The Sexton's Barn

September 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Sexton's Barn with 4 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 248 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands4
Dogs5
Strength brought144
Those who could not hold

The Sexton's Barn

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence71
248
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 46

Of the blow that got into The Peddler's Barn

September 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on The Peddler's Barn with 12 farmhands and 12 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,165 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands12
Dogs12
Strength brought613
Those who could not hold

The Peddler's Barn

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence471
1,165
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 45

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 12 farmhands and 12 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 541 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands12
Dogs12
Strength brought613
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence433
541
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 44

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 15, 2026 at 11:10 AM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 12 farmhands and 12 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 541 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands12
Dogs12
Strength brought613
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence433
541
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 43

Of the blow that got into The Peddler's Hayfield

September 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Peddler's Hayfield with 4 farmhands and 4 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 224 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Strength brought122
Those who could not hold

The Peddler's Hayfield

Farmhands2
Dogs2
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence15
224
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 42

Of the blow that got into Grumpy Gideon's Meadow

September 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Grumpy Gideon's Meadow with 11 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,133 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands11
Dogs11
Strength brought562
Those who could not hold

Grumpy Gideon's Meadow

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence471
1,133
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 41

Of the blow that got into The Mason's Springhouse

September 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on The Mason's Springhouse with 11 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,133 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands11
Dogs11
Strength brought562
Those who could not hold

The Mason's Springhouse

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence432
1,133
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 40

Of the blow that got into The Peddler's Hayfield

September 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM

Let all who read this know: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Peddler's Hayfield with 4 farmhands and 4 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 224 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Strength brought122
Those who could not hold

The Peddler's Hayfield

Farmhands2
Dogs2
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence15
224
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 39

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 11 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 541 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands11
Dogs11
Strength brought562
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence433
541
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 38

Of the blow that got into The Squints' Coop

September 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Rancho de Carliana 😝 came down on The Squints' Coop with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 168 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought92
Those who could not hold

The Squints' Coop

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence7
168
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 37

Of The Goatherd's Springhouse, who called at the wrong gate

September 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM

Let all who read this know: that The Goatherd's Springhouse came down on Rancho de Carliana 😝 with 4 farmhands and 4 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 70 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

The Goatherd's Springhouse

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Strength brought122
Those who held

Rancho de Carliana 😝

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence197
0
coins carried off
70
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 36

Of the blow that got into Pumpkin Pete's Homestead

September 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Pumpkin Pete's Homestead with 11 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 967 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands11
Dogs11
Strength brought562
Those who could not hold

Pumpkin Pete's Homestead

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence165
967
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 35

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 10 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 541 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands10
Dogs11
Strength brought536
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence433
541
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 34

Of the blow that got into Widow Hale's Paddock

September 11, 2026 at 10:32 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Widow Hale's Paddock with 10 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,030 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands10
Dogs11
Strength brought536
Those who could not hold

Widow Hale's Paddock

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence471
1,030
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 33

Of the blow that got into The Mason's Springhouse

September 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on The Mason's Springhouse with 10 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,030 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands10
Dogs11
Strength brought536
Those who could not hold

The Mason's Springhouse

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence432
1,030
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 32

Of the blow that got into Deaf Willie's Homestead

September 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Deaf Willie's Homestead with 10 farmhands and 11 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,030 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands10
Dogs11
Strength brought536
Those who could not hold

Deaf Willie's Homestead

Farmhands0
Dogs0
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence62
1,030
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 31

Of the blow that got into Stubborn Ezra's Barn

September 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that El palo del molinero came down on Stubborn Ezra's Barn with 10 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,316 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands10
Dogs9
Strength brought375
Those who could not hold

Stubborn Ezra's Barn

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
1,316
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 30

Of Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️, who called at the wrong gate

September 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️ came down on Stubborn Ezra's Barn with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 469 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought223
Those who held

Stubborn Ezra's Barn

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence286
0
coins carried off
469
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 29

Of Old Limpy's Meadow, who called at the wrong gate

September 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Old Limpy's Meadow came down on Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️ with 6 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 522 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Old Limpy's Meadow

Farmhands6
Dogs6
Strength brought258
Those who held

Villa Luchi la espléndida⭐️

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Llamas at the gate6
Joint defence438
0
coins carried off
522
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 28

Of Granny Sorrel's Farm, who called at the wrong gate

September 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Granny Sorrel's Farm came down on El palo del molinero with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 721 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought358
Those who held

El palo del molinero

Farmhands10
Dogs9
Llamas at the gate6
Joint defence754
0
coins carried off
721
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 27

Of Villa Miguelito el Grande, who called at the wrong gate

September 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM

Let all who read this know: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Sly Sylvie's Orchard with 9 farmhands and 10 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 783 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands9
Dogs10
Strength brought448
Those who held

Sly Sylvie's Orchard

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Llamas at the gate4
Joint defence623
0
coins carried off
783
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 26

Of Granny Sorrel's Farm, who called at the wrong gate

September 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Granny Sorrel's Farm came down on Villa Miguelito el Grande with 7 farmhands and 7 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 721 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands7
Dogs7
Strength brought358
Those who held

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands9
Dogs10
Llamas at the gate9
Joint defence915
0
coins carried off
721
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 25

Of My house, who called at the wrong gate

September 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that My house came down on The Smith's Sugarhouse with 7 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 908 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

My house

Farmhands7
Dogs5
Strength brought108
Those who held

The Smith's Sugarhouse

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence125
0
coins carried off
908
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 24

Of the blow that got into Grumpy Gideon's Coop

September 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on Grumpy Gideon's Coop with 9 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 783 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands9
Dogs8
Strength brought366
Those who could not hold

Grumpy Gideon's Coop

Farmhands4
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence97
783
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 23

Of the blow that got into The Tinker's Pasture

September 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that Villa Miguelito el Grande came down on The Tinker's Pasture with 9 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 681 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands9
Dogs8
Strength brought366
Those who could not hold

The Tinker's Pasture

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence86
681
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 22

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that El palo del molinero came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 9 farmhands and 9 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,235 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands9
Dogs9
Strength brought327
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence240
1,235
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 21

Of the blow that got into Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

September 6, 2026 at 10:43 AM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that El palo del molinero came down on Pumpkin Pete's Pasture with 9 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 2,161 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands9
Dogs8
Strength brought155
Those who could not hold

Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence86
2,161
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 20

Of the blow that got into Granny Sorrel's Farm

September 6, 2026 at 10:11 AM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that El palo del molinero came down on Granny Sorrel's Farm with 9 farmhands and 8 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,827 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands9
Dogs8
Strength brought197
Those who could not hold

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands0
Dogs0
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence130
1,827
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 19

Of El palo del molinero, who called at the wrong gate

September 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that El palo del molinero came down on Lefty Lem's Mill with 9 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 1,653 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands9
Dogs6
Strength brought177
Those who held

Lefty Lem's Mill

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence332
0
coins carried off
1,653
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 18

Of My house, who called at the wrong gate

September 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that My house came down on Grumpy Gideon's Homestead with 6 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 832 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

My house

Farmhands6
Dogs5
Strength brought88
Those who held

Grumpy Gideon's Homestead

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence169
0
coins carried off
832
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 17

Of the blow that got into Old Limpy's Farm

September 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that El palo del molinero came down on Old Limpy's Farm with 8 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 1,314 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands8
Dogs6
Strength brought145
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands0
Dogs0
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence92
1,314
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 16

Of El palo del molinero, who called at the wrong gate

September 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM

Let all who read this know: that El palo del molinero came down on Lefty Lem's Mill with 8 farmhands and 6 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 1,168 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands8
Dogs6
Strength brought172
Those who held

Lefty Lem's Mill

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence321
0
coins carried off
1,168
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 15

Of the blow that got into Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

September 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM

Let all who read this know: that El palo del molinero came down on Pumpkin Pete's Pasture with 5 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 871 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Strength brought99
Those who could not hold

Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence50
871
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 14

Of the blow that got into Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

September 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM

So tells the blind man, and the blind man does not lie: that El palo del molinero came down on Pumpkin Pete's Pasture with 5 farmhands and 4 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 806 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands5
Dogs4
Strength brought76
Those who could not hold

Pumpkin Pete's Pasture

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence50
806
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 13

Of Granny Sorrel's Farm, who called at the wrong gate

September 4, 2026 at 11:28 AM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Granny Sorrel's Farm came down on El palo del molinero with 5 farmhands and 5 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 365 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands5
Dogs5
Strength brought181
Those who held

El palo del molinero

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate4
Joint defence243
0
coins carried off
365
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 12

Of Old Limpy's Farm, who called at the wrong gate

September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that Old Limpy's Farm came down on Villa Miguelito el Grande with 4 farmhands and 4 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 137 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Strength brought122
Those who held

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands4
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate4
Joint defence197
0
coins carried off
137
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 11

Of El palo del molinero, who called at the wrong gate

September 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that El palo del molinero came down on Granny Sorrel's Farm with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 186 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought91
Those who held

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands4
Dogs4
Llamas at the gate2
Joint defence204
0
coins carried off
186
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 10

Of The Mason's Springhouse, who called at the wrong gate

September 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that The Mason's Springhouse came down on Villa Miguelito el Grande with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 168 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

The Mason's Springhouse

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought84
Those who held

Villa Miguelito el Grande

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence155
0
coins carried off
168
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 9

Of the 2 crews that knocked on Old Limpy's Farm's gate as one

September 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM

Let all who read this know: that at the agreed hour, 2 crews knocked on Old Limpy's Farm's gate as one — El palo del molinero, Rancho de Carliana 😝 — 5 farmhands and 6 dogs between them.

The gate was not enough. 246 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

Those who came to steal

2 crews as one

El palo del molinero3+3
Rancho de Carliana 😝2+3
Strength brought142
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence26
246
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
2
crews as one
BROADSIDE Nº 8

Of the 2 crews that knocked on Old Limpy's Farm's gate as one

September 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that at the agreed hour, 2 crews knocked on Old Limpy's Farm's gate as one — El palo del molinero, Villa Miguelito el Grande — 6 farmhands and 6 dogs between them.

The gate was not enough. 246 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

Those who came to steal

2 crews as one

El palo del molinero3+3
Villa Miguelito el Grande3+3
Strength brought158
Those who could not hold

Old Limpy's Farm

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence85
246
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
2
crews as one
BROADSIDE Nº 7

Of the blow that got into Lefty Lem's Mill

September 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that El palo del molinero came down on Lefty Lem's Mill with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 168 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought84
Those who could not hold

Lefty Lem's Mill

Farmhands0
Dogs2
Llamas at the gate1
Joint defence55
168
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 6

Of Granny Sorrel's Farm, who called at the wrong gate

September 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that Granny Sorrel's Farm came down on El palo del molinero with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 76 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

Granny Sorrel's Farm

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought77
Those who held

El palo del molinero

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence167
0
coins carried off
76
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 5

Of The Cooper's Paddock, who called at the wrong gate

September 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM

Let the villages hear it and let it be written: that The Cooper's Paddock came down on Villa Luchi la espléndida with 1 farmhands and 1 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

But the house did not stand alone: help had come down the road and was standing at the friend's gate — El palo del molinero — unpaid and unasked, for that is what a true crew is.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 39 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

The Cooper's Paddock

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Strength brought20
Those who held

Villa Luchi la espléndida

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate0
And standing guard, help from El palo del molinero:
Farmhands3
Dogs2
Joint defence107
0
coins carried off
39
gear left at the gate
2
houses defending one
BROADSIDE Nº 4

Of The Mason's Springhouse, who called at the wrong gate

September 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM

Let all who read this know: that The Mason's Springhouse came down on El palo del molinero with 3 farmhands and 3 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

They found gate, found dogs, found neighbours — and not the count they had brought. The crew turned back beaten, leaving 55 coins' worth of gear in the mud.

THE GATE HELD

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

The Mason's Springhouse

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Strength brought77
Those who held

El palo del molinero

Farmhands3
Dogs3
Llamas at the gate3
Joint defence167
0
coins carried off
55
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 3

Of the blow that got into Barefoot Ben's Woodlot

September 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM

Let all who read this know: that El palo del molinero came down on Barefoot Ben's Woodlot with 3 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 132 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

El palo del molinero

Farmhands3
Dogs2
Strength brought56
Those who could not hold

Barefoot Ben's Woodlot

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence24
132
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 2

Of the blow that got into The Parson's Springhouse

September 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that La granja de Paco came down on The Parson's Springhouse with 3 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 132 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

La granja de Paco

Farmhands3
Dogs2
Strength brought56
Those who could not hold

The Parson's Springhouse

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence24
132
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
BROADSIDE Nº 1

Of the blow that got into The Parson's Springhouse

September 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM

Let it stand on this sheet forever: that La granja de Paco came down on The Parson's Springhouse with 3 farmhands and 2 dogs, and the count worked out ahead of time.

The gate was not enough. 132 coins left with the sacks, and the village heard about it before the dust settled.

THE GATE FELL

The tally, every head counted

The one who came to steal

La granja de Paco

Farmhands3
Dogs2
Strength brought56
Those who could not hold

The Parson's Springhouse

Farmhands1
Dogs1
Llamas at the gate0
Joint defence24
132
coins carried off
0
gear left at the gate
Sung by the blind man in the square, one day on and with every head counted: fresh news is tactics, old news is ballad.
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